E-Jack-O-Lantern

A pumpkin with a hole carved in it, meant for sticking one's penis into for masturbatory purposes.

Hey b, heard you got one of them e-jack-o-lanterns, lemme smash!

by silly boi mcgee November 4, 2017

Persian Shekkeh Lantern

The act of fucking a person after completely dismembering them, then hollowing out their intestines & face, placing a candle or torch inside their now empty vessel, and turning them into a lantern.

Remember Sahsa? I heard she was turned into a Persian Shekkeh Lantern.

by S. Yielding January 19, 2020

ass jack-o-lantern

the term ass jack-o-lantern is a somewhat more clever and (perhaps?) less childish way to call someone a butthead. it also implies that the person has a nasty face and is an enormous creeper (both of which are qualities possessed by a halloween jack-o-lantern)

the ass jack-o-lantern dated the girl that was way too good for him and wore a stupid hawaiian shirt.

by My Aim Is True October 12, 2008

Lance Armstrong

George Bush's new biking partner

Instead of talking to Cindy Sheehan last week, Geroge went out on the bike trail for 2 hours with Lance Armstrong.

by Sierra Nolan September 15, 2005

Lance of Longinus

The lance that is drenched in Christ's blood that is able to smite anything.

The Lance of Longinus!

by KLT November 7, 2002

langer

langers = drunk
langer= insult
my langer=penis

dude your such langer,you got so langers and whipped out you langer in front my gran.

by r_d_m December 2, 2010

Black Lantern

Uber-negro, a black man that greatly surpasses the qualifications to be black.

A black man apart of the lantern core with the ability to emit his blackness on others

That guy there is suave, fast, a tall slim glass of dark chocolate, he is a black lantern

Its a static shock, its black panther, no bitch its black lantern!

Obama he is a true black lantern

by black lantern September 25, 2009