lame ass lover

a strong relation to the three pump chump, however, this defines the lack of EVER pleasing their partner

"he's such a lame ass lover that I have to masturbate afterwards"

by MILF12345 May 17, 2014

lame ass bastard

a person who doesnt want to do anything besides sit around and play with themselves

pajak you lame ass bastard lets go play some fukin poker

by jimmy the pric May 21, 2005

lame duck husband

When a husband who used to be king shit in his house and marriage becomes powerless because his wife caught him doing something on the down low, and she refuses to leave him- but uses her knowledge of this event as emotional blackmail hence, usurping his powers- preventing him from any activity she deems unfit or not to her liking.

"Where's Sean? He's supposed to be my darts partner tonight!"
"Man- Jenn caught Sean fucking around with Kourtney. He's a lame duck husband from here on out!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Lame ass nigga

niggas with LG's

niggas with LG's (preston): you got uh android charger because my android is dyi...

me: shut yo bitchass up hoe ass lame ass fuck ass dirty ass lame ass nigga

by ohfucknooooooooo March 5, 2019

Dalai Lame

The 'Holiness of Lame' - A person who is the epitome of lameness.

Harold: Dude i have this really cool pick-up line planned for tonight
Jake: Good for you dude. What is it?
Harold: Yea so this is what i'll say to her - 'would you like to try my kiss? if you dont like it, you could just return it'
Jake: You are sooo 'Dalai Lame'

Jim:Can we go on a elephant ride?

Alan: Dude, you are so 'Dalai Lame'

by bijli December 31, 2011

lame duck president

Used to describe a President during the period of time between losing an election (or being term limited) and the actual swearing in of the new President.

George W. Bush will be a lame duck President after the 2008 election.

by EricD July 7, 2005

15 Minutes of Lame

Short-lived celebrity of someone who did something stupid and not fame-worthy.

I hate that stupid Rebecca Black song. I'm glad her 15 minutes of lame are up.

by MandaWooWoo July 11, 2011