You take a barrel and put peeled bananas into it. You then jizz all over it and put it aside. You take your partner and you preform anal with her while making monkey noises. Just when she is about to climax you throw her into the barrel of bananas and throw it down the stairs.
donkey kong pile driver donkey kong punch donkey punch donkey kong sex
donkey kong pile driver donkey kong punch donkey punch donkey kong sex
Jason : Man Gina was so kinky last night she asked me for a donkey kong barrel throw .. took me hours to clean that shit up
by DonkeyKONG_69 October 14, 2010
1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!
by Clit Eatswood December 28, 2005
"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."
by G dawg mad August 14, 2003
The Hong Kong Sing Along is when a man is having sex with a woman, and as she is screaming in pleasure he mimics everything that she says(or screams ) in her own voice, thus, in essence, singing along with her.
Woman: Fuck me harder Johnny! Harder!
Guy: (In woman's voice) Fuck me harder Johnny! Harder!
Disinterested Observer: My girlfriend would kill me if I broke out into a Hong Kong Sing Along.
Guy: (In woman's voice) Fuck me harder Johnny! Harder!
Disinterested Observer: My girlfriend would kill me if I broke out into a Hong Kong Sing Along.
by The Cave February 26, 2007
Noun. An asian person of any asian country with an penis longer than what stereotypes make us expect. A long penis belonging to an asian person
by ChineseChecker January 11, 2014
Alpha Kongs Club is an ongoing NFT-project which is projected to release early 2022.
The project is led by a team of Alpha Kongs consisting of Alpha Kong | Chief, D. KING | FOUNDER and Harambe | FOUNDER whom all have previous experiences in the world of NFT's.
Currently the project is private but that has not been able to minimize the humongous hype around it.
Invites to the discord are issued by their Twitter and their Instagram and through giveaways and to be able to purchase the NFT itself it requires being whitelisted.
Whitelist spots are distributed based of activity and contribution which enables a perfect utopia of community where people support each other and makes it easier to befriend each other. Furthermore there is a large amount of events hosted by different kinds of people from different professions.
Giveaways will also occur but to avoid people who are purposely only looking to get whitelisted without having any interest in the project itself the administration team checks the profiles for activity.
Alpha Kongs Club will be available on OpenSea as an NFT project and will be launched on the Ethereum blockchain.
Ethereum is an open source and decentralized blockchain based off smart-contracts.
So you might ask, SecurePanda what is an NFT? The answer is not simple. Non-fungible token.
That doesn’t make it any clearer. Sorry. “Non-fungible” more or less means that it’s unique and can’t be replaced with somethinbg else.
The project is led by a team of Alpha Kongs consisting of Alpha Kong | Chief, D. KING | FOUNDER and Harambe | FOUNDER whom all have previous experiences in the world of NFT's.
Currently the project is private but that has not been able to minimize the humongous hype around it.
Invites to the discord are issued by their Twitter and their Instagram and through giveaways and to be able to purchase the NFT itself it requires being whitelisted.
Whitelist spots are distributed based of activity and contribution which enables a perfect utopia of community where people support each other and makes it easier to befriend each other. Furthermore there is a large amount of events hosted by different kinds of people from different professions.
Giveaways will also occur but to avoid people who are purposely only looking to get whitelisted without having any interest in the project itself the administration team checks the profiles for activity.
Alpha Kongs Club will be available on OpenSea as an NFT project and will be launched on the Ethereum blockchain.
Ethereum is an open source and decentralized blockchain based off smart-contracts.
So you might ask, SecurePanda what is an NFT? The answer is not simple. Non-fungible token.
That doesn’t make it any clearer. Sorry. “Non-fungible” more or less means that it’s unique and can’t be replaced with somethinbg else.
I finally joined the Alpha Kongs Club server.
My buddies are so smart! Whenever they talk about Alpha Kongs Club they just say AKC!
My buddies are so smart! Whenever they talk about Alpha Kongs Club they just say AKC!
by Oliv3r#5924 January 17, 2022
"i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen the size of this thing, it was like King Kong's little finger"
by Foxiferous September 14, 2006