knob off

To masturbate, fap, jack off, wank, me-time, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, squeeze the cream, charming the snake, manual stimulation of the penis.

"Gonna go knob off for a bit", said Jeff.

by FilthyHobo420 December 15, 2012

facebook knob

a person who rates his popularity on how many facebook friends he has, (usually in the thousands due to adding everyone they find) also they use words like banter and constantly post status updates asking if anyone comes out, despite the fact that they never go out due to too many things to post on facebook.

facebook knob (status update) - is anyone down to park for some top banter and a bit of footy?

cool dude - no, nobody likes you.

nerd - ROFL

by GOD-zilla June 14, 2010

Big knob

It means the door knob is large.

Trenton has a big knob

by Lalaloosey February 13, 2018

Knob nobster

When your penis slips out of her mouth and goes in her nose...the end

That bitch is sodumb.She got me OFF on A knob nobster!!!
Fucking whore

by JaZ jaZ March 4, 2017

knob tie

When your tie falls out the underside of your shirt, assimilating a knob.

"During the school performance, the main leads tie fell into an awkward position. It was a right knob tie."

by Captain knob tie October 18, 2013

knob scoffer

A homosexual male who chuggs cock

Geez, that guys suck a knob scoffer

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

Knob Hobbler

A male who takes great pleasure in sucking penises - he particularly enjoys rolling them around in his mouth.

"Did you hear about IssyB from Cape Town? He is such a Knob Hobbler he was recruited to do a male porno!"

by Kingflum December 8, 2010