The Kirk Lean is when a person gets hit in the neck and leans left for the first time in their life. The Kirk Lean is a once in a lifetime experience for right-siders, but it may be fatal.
"Did you see Charlie Kirk get shot? That was the first time I've seen him lean left. I think I'll call it The Kirk Lean."
by Kaizu4D September 22, 2025
Get the The Kirk Leanmug. A male lover. Good with the females, but prefers to eat out a dude. Professional rawdogger, he’s all about the hustle. Related to Shawn Kirk I, the first king of Chile. Tries to shape his head like a rectangle, an interesting beauty tactic.
Hum diddly dee, that William Shawn Kirk is an ugly ass motherfucker. How does he pull so many dudes? I wish I could be a William Shawn Kirk.
by ButtMuncher456 January 19, 2022
Get the William Shawn Kirkmug. 
To be assassinated or targeted, especially for speaking out against Israel or expressing controversial political opinions about Israel.
• “Johnny was kirked last year after his protest speech.”
• “Be careful, man — you don’t wanna get kirked.”
• “Be careful, man — you don’t wanna get kirked.”
by Kim Jong Drew September 25, 2025
Get the Kirkedmug. The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.
by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012
Get the Dog Kirkmug. by Esco Da Don February 2, 2010
Get the The Capt Kirkmug. When you’re fucking a girl’s brains out, pull out before you blast, and spray your cum all over the girls neck, specifically her left.
Dan: Yo. I met the freakiest torta last night.
Kyle: Freaky? What made her such a dick addict?
Dan: I Kirked all over that hoe and she creamed all over my brand new bedsheets.
Kyle: Freaky? What made her such a dick addict?
Dan: I Kirked all over that hoe and she creamed all over my brand new bedsheets.
by Denimhandjob67 September 12, 2025
Get the Kirkedmug.