Mar’Kaiis

A King Who Will Never Fall, Is Kind Helps Others, Is Beautiful In Every Way Has Eyes That All Women Love A Mar’Kaiis Is The Best

Omg, There’s Mar’Kaiis Isn’t He Beautiful

by Cakes With The cake November 19, 2021

Thomas Kaiser

Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.

Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?

Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.

by Tommy Party November 21, 2021

Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024

Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024

Lobotomy Kaisen

Whenever the mangaka Gege Akutami stops making new issues of Jujitsu Kaisen, the fandom starts making "edits" of manga panels so bad they'll give you a stroke trying to read them.

Person 1: "After stand proud opened up his domain, he said: 'Are you you're strong because you're Im you? Or are you to the one who left it all behind and his overwhelming intensity because with this treasure I summon?' The finger responded:

'Nah, I'd win.'"

Person 2: "Lobotomy Kaisen is at 120% of it's potential"

by hazeldeeznutts December 22, 2023

lobotomy kaisen

an anime that only comes to life during the manga break weeks, and the weeks between new chapters and episodes of jujutsu kaisen.

it was born from chapter 236 of jujutsu kaisen, when satoru gojo died.

"Yo a new edit of Lobotomy Kaisen just came out,"
"Nah, I'd win..."

by orangefishy_8 December 29, 2023

lobotomy kaisen

Lobotomy Kaisen is the phenomena that occurs whenever the Jujutsu Kaisen manga goes on break, it usually lasts the same amount of time the break lasts. When the manga goes on break all Jujutsu Kaisen manga readers turn into lobotomized fiends that will post and repost the same 5 memes with either no modifications or very slight modifications done to them, resulting in a cacophony of mental illness.

Guy: Yo man, how are you?
Lobotomized Jujutsu Kaisen fan: Are you stand proud because nah I'd win the one who left it bet on Hakari the strongest.
Guy: Oh lobotomy kaisen is back.
Lobotomized Jujutsu Kaisen fan: You are strong.

by zSunner December 31, 2023