Junkity Junk 

Something that you do not want to receive or hear. More than junk, it is über junk.

"I do not want to hear junkity junk excuses."

"Don't bring me junkity junk and expect to get paid."

"It can be on sale for 99% off, I am not buying that junkity junk."

Junkity Junk by Ms. Jenkins March 7, 2012

Money junkie 

A person who is mentally consumed by an addiction to money. Every aspect of his life suffers as he/she satisifies the addiction.

Friend: this sunset is one of the prettiest things I have ever experienced.
Money junkie: yeah, thanks God sunlight is free.

Friend: aren't those kittens meowing charming?
Money junkie: yep, but cat food is so expensive...

Friend: Do you think that Plato's Republic has any valuable ideas for today's problems?
Money junkie: damn, my portfolio devaluated 2 cents today. Sorry what's that you said?

Partner: do you love me?
Money junkie: how much will it cost me?

Money junkie by Bruno Grey September 2, 2013

Eshay junkie 

Crack pipe suckling coke snorting weed suckin dirty TNs wearing side bag whore

Fuck eshay junkie pussyhole weed deez

Eshay junkie by Unkiejay eshayyyy April 28, 2021

Gore junkie 

A person who watches NSFL content and gore videos for fun, seeing them as a form of entertainment and usually feels little to no sympathy for the victims featured in the videos.

Person A: I watch Bestgore and Liveleak videos instead of youtube sometimes, I'm such a gore junkie!
Person B: My guy, that's not a good thing what the fuck

Gore junkie by otterastic May 31, 2023

Self-Help Junkie 

Self-help junkies fool themselves into thinking that they’re helping themselves, but in reality, they’re just absorbing new information

1.For example, are you obsessed with increasing your reading speed, yet you consistently find that you can’t pay your bills on time? then definetly you are defeating the purpose and being self-help junkie.
2. Also you read self help books of how to be confident whereas in reality you are already brimming with confidence.

Self-Help Junkie by jawwnvi January 21, 2019

Damn shit junk 

Ask someone if their an idiot

Ya wah "damn shit junk"

Damn shit junk by Jayyyyythugz December 11, 2019

Funk my junk 

When a female is riding on a man's gargantuan penis, bouncing and trouncing on that pole like she's jamming out to some sick funk music.

That crazy ass bizzo is gonna funk my junk like she's slam dancing to some George Clinton and the P-funks!

Funk my junk by MassiveMeat April 1, 2020