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John

That idea is so John
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John

Not the smartest person they don’t come much dumber he’s the kind of person that would sell his car for a shiny rock often two faced but is somehow alive
Your being such a john
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Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.
Man, are you johnning tonight?!
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johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster
me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate
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John

A very cute human being, some of them have gaps, the gap contains high intelligence and is a great best friend. They have a very large penis and loves foreign or sometimes cute caramel women.
John is very cute
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John

Usually a boy with brown hair. You are soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny and love red cars. Sometimes you can put yourself before others but you are a tiger when it comes to standing up for others. You will own a Ferrari and will marry a girl named Susan. You hate running sports but will play football. You will like John!
Is that John in that red car?
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John

Be back bro, I gotta use the John real quick.
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