John
John has a 17 inch dick that likes to have sex with all the women at a party. He also has broen hair is tall and has a six pack.
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John by Hater of John May 6, 2019
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John
Super cute, pretty quiet, and kind of a dork. He has dark brown, almost black, hair. He is very reserved and only talks to a few people, but he says hi when being greeted. He has an amazing low voice that sends shivers down your spine whenever he speaks. He can be completely oblivious when someone has a crush on him. He is very kind to the people around him, and he has a great sense of humor. When he walks into a room, you get an instant adrenaline rush because of how adorable he is.
"Hey, could you go over there and say hello to John for me? He's so adorable but I'm too awkward to say hi!"
John by crushinglemons May 7, 2019
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john is annoying and he picks his nose all the time in math class john thinks he is smart but he realy gets all of his answers from his iphone x that he does not even use
i hate john
JOHN
He is a sick bastard he is fat and ugly he will eat everything in your refrigerator he thinks he’s cute but he’s actually ugly as fuck and all he do is lay in his bed and just masterbate cuz he can’t get no pussy
Person.1damn I will never want to me a John
Person.2 of course you don’t want to met a fat bitch that will eat all your shit
Person.2 of course you don’t want to met a fat bitch that will eat all your shit
John
The best fucking person on earth. Guys named John are really hot and nice too it’s crazy. Also they are tough. Don’t fuck with guys named John he will beat your ass.
John by Louisecarter December 6, 2019