Níels jóhann 

Níels jóhann is the best person at everything even if it looks like you are doing better he is secretly winning and doing everythinf better then you and everybody else. He is the perfect man. Do not underrestimate him because tou will have failed everything cause hes better then you at everything. He is a introvert but hides it and says hes an extrovert but if ask him he will say no or that he dosent know or never thought about it.

Dude I think he is Níels jóhann.

Níels jóhann by IchBinNein March 22, 2022

University of Johannesburg 

University of Johannesburg is a public university located in Johannesburg, South Africa. This university is populated by crack addicts and girls masquerading as students meanwhile they're ghetto prostitutes because most of the graduates if it weren't for blow job's they'd be unemployed.

Person A: I Got Admitted at University of Johannesburg today...yaaay
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).

University of Johannesburg by Thedarklol July 26, 2022

Johan 

Johan is the type of guy that thinks he cute but he isn’t and no girl likes him and for some reason smells like cheese and no one wants to be around him and is associated with otf (only the feds)

Bro I don’t think johan took a shower he stinks

Johan by Coolestguy42069 April 8, 2019

johanis 

a group of prophets that start revolutions in any city they reach, also known as Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Isaiah, Teribitha, Macrotites, and Prichardson.

The Johanis' tears cure aids.

johanis by JIMY!@#$# February 7, 2008

Johanna

“Perfect” basic white smart blond aryan piece of shit who wants to kill the fucking curve for a grade and drown you in German nationalism (but we know what you guys did) and she’ll once have a thouhgt about her friends dick being a weird shape like the lunatic she is

Who’s that short annoying blonde
Uhhh idk but she’s a reeaaal Johanna

Johanna by atr2718 May 5, 2018

Johans 

Pretty swell guy. Usually has snacks, will write you a song if you're sad. Well versed schadenfreude.

Nice hat Johans!

Johans by Strudelhans May 13, 2019

case of Johanna 

Becoming depressed all of a sudden for absolutely no reason.

'Why is Bob so down today?'
'idk, must have a case of Johanna'

case of Johanna by Sewing Machines Australia September 12, 2018