jewish screwdriver

A alcoholic drink made with cheap vodka.

also a sex position.

that jerk over there tried to pick me up by buying me a jewish screwdriver like im some kind of cheap whore.

hey babe can we try the jewish screwdriver tonight im feeling adventurous.

jewish screwdriver by eddy spagetti August 11, 2008

jewish joint 

A spliff. 2 parts tobacco, 1 part marijuana.
An implication that the person contributing the contents of the spliff is too cheap to fill it with only marijuana.

Poser Stoner: Bro, I just rolled this shit up? Wanna blaze?

True Stoner: Did you roll up another jewish joint or is it the honey dutch?

Poser Stoner: Oh, its a spliff.

True Stoner: No thanks.

jewish joint by Crackbaby1989 March 10, 2009

Jewish Bagel 

Large Roll Of Money.

Check Out Dis Jewish Bagel, I'm Rich As Shit

Jewish Bagel by Blenderface/Son0fABurrito August 20, 2009

Jewish Wad 

A large sum of currency bundled closely togeather referring to Jews, who poses large amounts of wealth and greed and hold large bundled sums of currency closely with them at all times since capital is considered to be so dear to the Jewish faith.

1. I got a huge ass Jewish wad for selling all my drugs.

2. After a nights hard work I got a massive Jewish wad in tips.

3. Every year the United States gives Israel a fat Jewish wad in foreign aid.

Jewish Wad by Arash Ghasemzadeh Rezaee September 27, 2006

jewish lasso 

when you skeet on a condom and put it on a girls head and make her eat it

the jewish lasso causes a lot of diseases.

jewish lasso by bigtitsnigga69 November 22, 2011

Jewish Sausage 

A used condom that has been tied at the open end and made into a 'sausage like' jizz packet.

Originating from Germany in 1942 it was used to refer to the by-product and evidence disposal method of Jew rape.

"Hanz, did you make sure to dump that Jewish Sausage from last night?"

"Of course, I always leave it by the door for the maid to take out in the morning"

Jewish Sausage by Bupkis Goy November 5, 2012

Jewish Sparkle 

Someone who possesses a charm that only comes with being jewish

Person 1: Frankie sure is charming
Person 2: She sure does have that Jewish Sparkle, that's for sure.

Jewish Sparkle by MooTheJew November 20, 2016