jens jakob

when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel

"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"

by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022

Jens

An athletic young man who likes to go out with his friends and loves his girlfriend a lot! He's incredibly funny and hot. His arms are muscular and unforgettable. He's a great listener and cares a lot. Jens is the type of boy that will win you over with his goofy attitude and silly jokes but on the other hand, his soft shy side will make you stay. Get yourself a Jens before it's too late!!

A: Are you still single?

B: Yes, boys suck!

A: You should get yourself a Jens. They never dissapoint.

by Ami333 September 20, 2022

Jen and Alex

Bro they are both down bad for each other. They play valorant together and they use clash terms as their love language

"I'll be your hog-rider ;)"

"Will you be my pocket sage?"
"Jen and Alex should go to hoco together"

by Monkemaster September 20, 2022

jenning

being wrong about language and sources

I used UD as an etymological source, really jenning today

by aaaasdfffgg September 23, 2022

TRUTH AND ASPIRE(Jen)

Truth, chosen one, Beautiful soul, Would never hurt anyone

Truth and aspire(Jen) was helping out all the souls that were not saved and we're trying to turn them around to Jesus Christ

by Element of surprise September 29, 2022

Jen Vouterakos

Greek god, owns a pop chair

Jen vouterakos! Get your friends out of the POPS'S chair!!

by rhyla October 5, 2022

Just Jen

Just Jens hate punctuation errors but use barley instead of barely. They need smart friends

Just Jen: " I saw that on tik tok and was like fuck no! I do everything one handed these days haha.

Me: "Barely"

Just Jen :Barley*

by Controlkink October 8, 2022