Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.
Some people call him a madman.
Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
by yallahhanees May 14, 2019
Get the jens-jakobmug. One of the hottest people in the world , you will basically melt when she stares into your heart however usually has assholes of children. She instantly turns on everyone in the room from her gorgeous smile and warm eyes
by Yeeyeeyaw ladies September 4, 2019
Get the Jenmug. by Wey29 February 7, 2021
Get the Jen Nguymug. jen. she's a beautiful funny and nice girl sometimes she can be crazy and wild but she's amazing and she knows it no matter what she goes through she always makes it out with or without anyone. she deserves a lot more than she's given because she's amazing. never give up jen!! 😍
by your mom mom November 1, 2021
Get the jenmug. An alfa male who likes to jump of high walls. He does that to show dominance. Everyday, he shits himself at least 3 times. That is because he wants to show he is the alfa
by Sexyneutje November 22, 2021
Get the Jensmug. The kind of dude to be a billionaire, but hopefully one who pays his taxes. Unique name, but memorable. Someone who can go by first name only like Beyoncé or Kermit.
Damn, Jens is a billionaire.
by Big Ol’ D-Man November 22, 2021
Get the Jensmug. by deucesgf December 28, 2021
Get the Jenmug.