bae-ja vu

When you date someone twice, and then suddenly realise you've been here before and they are a shit.

'Ben I saw my ex last night, I completely forgot how fucking mad they are'
'awww dude, bae-ja vu'

by KirstyL April 11, 2016

Ja-cobb Gobbler

Humorous misspelling of the name Jacob which refers to a a person of Mexican descent who enjoys stuffing Cobbs or male genitalia in their mouth repeatedly

Wow Ja-cobb gobbler really swallowed up all those penises and now is in the hospital with puncture wounds to the back of his throat

by Have you ever danced with the April 16, 2017

Day-ja-vu

A day full of deja vu moments due to a hangover, lack of sleep, unhealthy habits.

Greg: Man I'm getting the worst deja vu today. Everything I'm doing, I've already done!
John: Glitch in the matrix?
Greg: Yeah dude. Having a hell of a day-ja-vu.

by foil_fresh February 13, 2012

Ja'-Ryus Harris

A really fake friend who cheats on his girlfreind he is the type of person who wants to make fun of you say fake things about you and then wants to spend the weekend with you

Made by someone that goes to sherwood

yuh Ja'-Ryus Harris

by Sherwood 6th grader November 06, 2019

gay ja vu

The learning of one coming out, usually a celebrity, that was already assumed by many to be gay

1: Did you hear that Lance Bass is into men?
2: Duh! This is total gay ja vu!

by Capecodrob July 31, 2009

Vu Ja De

Similar to De Ja Vu. The feeling when something totally different happens then suddenley passes.

I had serious Vu Ja De. When that clown was juggling oranges.

by Mail Hslaw July 25, 2009

de ja vu

a long time ago but somehow in the future

it happens more than once DE JA VU

by 2010jk July 19, 2010