jamaican swordfish

shaving your pubes with someone else's razor when they piss you off

they pissed me off so i took their razor when they werent looking and shaved my pubes with it. in the morning they have just recieved a jamaican swordfish

by jsdkfalk April 14, 2010

Jamaican waterfall

b4 you blow your load you stick ur dick to the back of her throat and come. it dripps down the back of her thoat

Kilsner gave Neufy a Jamaican Waterfall last night

by Laxer4Life October 17, 2006

Jamaican

Phrase at the beginning of a sentence meaning "You are making," or "Did you make?" Probably southern dialect.

Jamaican me crazy with that boombox turned up to the tenth decibel.

Jamaican 'A' in sexology last semester?

by Richard Black June 29, 2005

jamaica

Preceeded by did. Question regarding one's luck with a lady the previous night.

Anakin: I met Princess Amidala last night.
Jar Jar: Sooo man, d'jamaica?
Anakin: I'm only 9 years old you sicko!

by Gimli July 9, 2003

Jamaican Beef Patty

When two men sandwich a third man's junk between their anuses.

"Dude, last night I heard that Eric got a Jamaican Beef Patty from Dave and Calvin!"

by fuckinnarwhalsfuckyeah February 18, 2009

jamaican snowcone

combination of sperm, piss, blood, shit, vomit and a variety of disgusting bodily fluids.

brian likes to make jamaican snowcones with greg.

by snowconelover January 23, 2009

Jamaican Iced Tea

Jamaican Iced Tea is made in a three step process.

1) Put a chew in your lip, and spit into a bottle.

2) Late at night, when you have to take a piss, rather than go to the bathroom, pee in the spitter.

3) Let it sit for a few days.

Keep in mind, there is a certain protocol to follow when disposing of a Jamaican Iced Tea.

Ben Mann just disposed of a full case of Jamaican Iced Teas this morning.

by BenMann May 27, 2009