Midnight Cake

When you are incapable of consuming sugar, but insist on eating copious amounts of cake after the sun has set. Results in crippling migraines.

"Tom went for some midnight cake last night - I heard his head is fucked up this morning!"

by ThePezident May 12, 2014

Midnight Spaghetti

Any full meal made by or for friends after midnight. The meal is too big to be considered a midnight snack, while also occurring too late in the day to be considered dinner.

Hey bro, want to come over after work for midnight spaghetti?

by Word lane May 21, 2023

midnight activities

Late night sex

Sorry bro, I couldn't come out last night because I had some midnight activities with my girl

by Hodor1000 May 31, 2018

Midnight Panther

A prestigious name for the night crawling young female who looks absolutely fabulous in whatever she wears. She is often referred to by her fellow night crawlers as simply panther.

There goes Midnight Panther!!! Damn shes hot!

by Bandgeekl March 3, 2014

Midnight gravy

Male ejaculate.

I woke her up from a dead sleep with the midnight gravy

by earple1 November 7, 2021

midnight rapper

A club DJ, or MC. Usually mixing Hip-Hop, R&B, etc., and various self-produced instrumentals.

"Who's your favorite midnight rapper?"

"Hmm, probably Kaytranada"

by Mr.Link June 10, 2016

Midnight dick

When a white male lights his pubes on fire and turns his dick black. He does this to impress his hoes.

Zac- "hey pass me that match, I need a midnight dick before Emily comes over."

by NotBraden December 31, 2018