Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.
1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
by lijolwe March 17, 2009
Get the Simple malemug. long distance relationship that you make amazing even with the lack of touch, you are soul mates, when you do become on one its FUCK SIMPLE!!
by jupiterMary January 17, 2023
Get the fuck simplemug. 
Represents a simple (regular) guy, a poetic being, and a proud military veteran used by Poet/Author Alvin L. Spencer, a disabled veteran of U.S. Army serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom.
by simplepoetvet July 22, 2019
Get the Simple Poetic Veteranmug. by Black mn July 31, 2022
Get the bob simplemug. Girls that will spread legs for you if you take them to a nice eatery. They are often referred to as cheap girls
She’s is one of those “simple girls” ,just take her out and she’ll spread them for you
These girls would do anything for you if you take them to “simple” . They are cheap girls
These girls would do anything for you if you take them to “simple” . They are cheap girls
by Table shaker July 24, 2019
Get the Simple girlsmug.