what is an israel

When the argument is valid but unfortunately you had sex with the debater.

The occupier: the kid was throwing stones at tanks whichs is a threat for security of israel.
Person 1: pardon my french but what is an israel?

by Look at my new gender January 4, 2023

irrelephant

An elephant that doesn't matter.

Elephant number 42 out of a herd of 359 doesn't really matter, and is technically known as an "irrelephant"

by guy254356 March 22, 2005

Isela

Very kind she is funny very helpful could be mran a lot 👅

Isela: onl stop abusing me

Person:*hits with binder *

by Uglyassbesh137 October 13, 2018

Israeli Christmas

1. to fail to meet the expectations, hopes, desires, or standards of; let down

2. to prevent the fulfilment of (a plan, intention, etc.); frustrate; thwart

3. to have a really shitty time altogether

Work today was such an Israeli Christmas.

I climbed to the top of Mt. Disappointment and the view was Israeli Christmas.

The broad at the bar totally Israeli Christmassed me at the end of the night.

by csbova March 18, 2011

Israeli hand grenade

When a female lies flat on her back naked with her head hanging slightly off the bed and a male places his balls in her mouth while he masturbates facing her torso with his buttocks above her face. Upon ejaculating on her chest, he passes gas in her face simultaneously.

Joe gave his girlfriend an "Israeli hand grenade" before heading home to the gym. She cannot wait until the next Israeli hand grenade comes her way!

by hmm, let me think about it September 21, 2012

isarel

A smart, beautiful girl always the live of the party she loves to dance and have fun. Great person to chill with and have long conversations, you can always count on Isarel. Get yourself an Isarel you won't regret it

That girl dances like an Isarel

She's so hot she reminds me of an Isarel

by Fabio48 January 16, 2017

Northern Ireland

Known as a country which is part of the UK, but called "The Province" (also called a few other things!).

Thatcher fought desperately to fend off the prospect of joint-sovreignty in the 80s over it with the Republic in the south.

Just an annoying space of place which if put up to referendum, Britain would probably give over to the Republic! Nothing to offer by way of wealth or culture - it just exists.

Plus I'm just rambling to vent out frustations over nothing in particular and taking it out on N Ireland (!)

"I live in northern Ireland, not Northern Ireland"

by britishandworried January 31, 2005