Mud Musket

A dick covered in shit after being pulled out of a poop filled asshole.
After fucking that bitch the other night, she let me stick it in her ass, little did I know she turned it into a mud musket.
by NaggerBagginCoonSkinner April 19, 2013
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bubblegum in the mud

Her pussy was straight up bubblegum in the mud.
by Abcsef1276 January 25, 2015
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Stage mud

Stage mud the dirt left on a stage after a band has played. You may get on the stage from crowd surfing and end up with Stage mud on your clothes.
The higher the profile of the band the more valuable the Stage mud.
Omg I got Stage mud on my signed white t-shirt last night so stoked!
by Nigzie Dmb March 31, 2019
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Mud Consumer

A filthy ass person (typicaly retarted) who eats mud and makes those nasty ass mud pies no one wants to fucking eat.
Person1: "Shit, theres that nasty Mud Consumer." Person2: "I really don't want to eat that shit."
by 6969haha December 11, 2020
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Mud Plunger

A reference to a male who engages in giving anal sex to a lucky recipient.

Also may refer to the penis itself as it plunges deep in the anal mud.
Roger is a real mud plunger. He’s always looking for anal sex.

I drilled her down in the booty with my mud plunger.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018
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Mud Biscuit

The act of defecating upon your partners chest, then proceeding to close her breasts together therefore creating the biscuit.
Jenny fell asleep before I got home so I gave her a mud biscuit.
by Hugh Jass Baughls February 08, 2021
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Mud flaps

You better put your mud flaps in before your “D” hits Hersey highway
by tablecandles75 April 03, 2020
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