Second Reality

used to describe any simulated world or game in which life is perfect

Man: My life is depressing. I'm going to enter Second Reality.
*clicks*
Female Voice: WELCOME TO SECOND REALITY

by BlueAidMan April 25, 2015

reality-killer

Someone that can't really care a fuck. And ignores fucked-up opinions.

"Fred, why you are a reality-killer.-
"Cause I sick of opinioned politician with there bullshits. I already voted one. And I ain't going to do it again. I like isolation from society. Their all up to there necks. So, why bother about that."

by realitykiller October 12, 2016

jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.

by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016

Reality Politics

When political hopefuls run their campaign as if they were starring on a reality TV show. Extremist remarks made by "celebriticians" (celebrity politicians) for the sole purpose of getting free publicity and increasing their ratings. A hybrid of reality TV and politics.

Wow... Donald Trump is engaging in some serious reality politics!

Can't wait to see if Donald Trump yells, "You're fired!" at Obama when he takes his Oath of Office next year... That would make for some great reality politics!

by la petite femme March 23, 2016

Back to reality

Back to reality is when you beat the meat with snus (nicotin pouches) witch will giva you a feeling of leaving your body and when you cum the fealing stops and you will be sent "back to reality", this love will also spel with cigaretts but is best with snus. This way of masturbating was found in the månnsson family in sweden.

-Yo Hafez have you tried doing a "back to reality"?
- no Erik is it good?
- yes i did it last night it was the best fealing in the World.

by Assbuttinnigger April 28, 2019

reality

it doesn't exist.

reality

by fibrev December 1, 2019

paranoid reality

A reality that’s troubled, seams unreal yet is, seems paranoid in nature though isn’t in reality because of circumstances being strangely true.

Brent, you’re not paranoid, you have a paranoid reality!

by Hunt21 May 30, 2019