I’m gonna John Wick your ass

We’re going to poundtown

I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...

by DommiTheCommi December 8, 2020

I’m going home

phrase by longbeachgriffy

Teacher: Where are you going? Young man, where-
Longbeachgriffy: I’m going home!
Teacher: SIT DOWN!!!! SIIIT NOOOWWW!!! SIDDDOWN!!!

by wubbableseiebe July 23, 2022

I’m not doing this shit

Nigga, fuck that stupid ass urban dictionary challenge fuck is it 2012

Fuck that shit I’m not doing this shit

by Kurtfkdh November 23, 2021

I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

I’m with stupid

Static x second most popular song behind Wisconsin death trip and push it on the album Wisconsin death trip

Heeeeeessssss aaaaa looossserrrr shhhheee saiiiiiddd (I’m with stupid intro)

by Nascarfan2007 January 13, 2023

I’m tryna see what that shits like

When you are the person who is trying to see the experience of what something is / or like

Startheprophet - “she bad huh?”
50Kjoyboy - “yea tbh I’m tryna see what that shits like”

by 50Kjoyboy March 4, 2024

I’m loving it

The word in literally every McDonald’s commercial that no one cares about but means not really loving it.

McDonald’s: I’m loving it

Me: NOT ME!

by Ejdhdhsus) March 3, 2023