Hipstersaurus Rex

This biggest and baddest hipster you know.

A hipster of epic proportions.

Holy shit, check out hipstersaurus rex! Looks like he just fell off the Mountain Goat's VW tour bus!

by Roflmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010

Ironic Poser Hipster

1. A person who dresses like a poser and also a hipster at the same time but fails to pull off either one well enough and thus ends up being ironic. They tend to wear tshirts that they buy from Threadless, converse shoes and skate shoes (particularly Vans). They also wear a lot of plaid.

2. Someone who is deliberately dressing as an ironic poser hipster for the sake of mocking actual ironic poser hipsters.

Ugh look at Amelie, she can't even dress like a poser - she's mixing in hipster in bad quantities, what an ironic poser hipster!

Christina always pulls off ironic poser hipster so ironically - she's super talented!

by haptic101124 January 10, 2010

hipsterfag

Combination of hipster and fag. May also be spelled "hipster-fag" or "hipster fag". Used as a derogatory term to describe particularly pretentious members of the hipster or emo scene by appending "fag" to mean "stupid".

As I walked by the bistro yesterday, I saw that hipsterfag from my English Lit class in a Che Guevara shirt and rolled up levi's eating tempeh and talking to some white girl with dreadlocks about Federico Fellini movies.

by Consuelo May 25, 2005

hipster

hipsters, usually some where between 16 and 24 years old, are in people in the process of breaking their ties with the ska punk "scene" that they dearly loved as a teenager. Their main form of transportation is a fixed gear road bike. Guy hipsters ussally wear skinny jeans, self designed t-shirts(printed drawn, spray painted, ect.). Girl hipsters will sport just about anything that doesn't have a brand logo on it that can be found in their local thrift store, both are often seen with lesbian-esque haircuts and chuck taylor's or vans. Politically, hipsters are very liberal and often are socialist and are in love with Abbie Hoffman and Che Guevara but are too lazy to start any kind of a revolution. Musically, hipsters listen to many genres, some bands most hipsters listen to are the beatles, atleast one of conor obersts projects, the cure, modest mouse, matt and kim, mgmt, the smashing pumpkins and the smiths, many hipsters are also secretly in love with my chemical romance but won't admit it unless they catch their hipster friend listening to them although they often have intense hatred for followers of the christ-core scene.

hipsterfixed gearabbie hoffmanconor oberstliberal

by startainfection July 1, 2010

Hipster

people who crave attention/security and try to obtain it by being unnatural or "counter-culture." Often they dress in vintage clothing or random articles of clothing that would not be worn usually at that time. ie: a skull-cap during the summer or not suitable clothing for a certain occasion. Frequently hipsters meet people by being different and usually become friends with that person until they must appear "counter-culture" to the rest of the world in their attempt to meet more people and gain a false security in a group. Most do not have friends and are often seen alone in an unfamiliar environment or dazing off in the distance with company of another person(s).

See that weirdly dressed girl staring off in the distance? I bet she's a hipster.

by The Dehipster November 3, 2010

hipsteur

A combination of hipster and poseur.

So stated due to the recursive levels of irony present in many a hipster.

-"Yo, is that guy a poseur or a hipster? I mean, is that John Deere hat actually worn unironically with those Carhartts and Budweiser shirt? I mean, it's on straight, with a bent brim, and his workboots make it look like he might actually work."

-"I don't even know anymore, bro. We're in Williamsburg; how often do you see working types at a trendy latte shop like this? Let's go drink some Night Train."

-"Yeah, he's probably just a hipsteur."

by Screeeeeeech October 2, 2006

MMA Hipster

An MMA fan who hates the UFC because it is popular.

MMA hipsters will claim any fighter who is not in the UFC is superior to any fighter in the UFC, simply because they are not in the UFC.

UFC Fan: Tim Sylvia hasn't looked the same since leaving the UFC.

MMA Hipster: Are you kidding, he is way better now. He would easilly tear through anyone in the UFC HW division.

by theJexster February 18, 2011