"Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."
"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"
"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"
by God's Thunder August 6, 2012
Get the Horse Clappingmug. This horse is the living god of stallions, living in the wild outback of Montana with a top speed of 90km/h and lush brown hair. Only the best of horse tamers can ride this wild beast
by christine_is_a_milf September 22, 2019
Get the Nutty the horsemug. Modern alternative for the phrase "Trojan Horse".
Adapted from the events led to acquisition of Finnish mobile phone maker "Nokia" by the the giant U.S. software corporation Microsoft for a relatively small price; during which Stephen Elop who was the CEO of Nokia, played the role of a Trojan Horse through series of sabotages within Nokia (e.g. adoption of Windows Phone OS instead of more popular Android) which resulted in Nokia's downfall in three years. Upon completion of his duty as a "Nokian"(modern day Trojan), Stephen Elop was awarded 25,000,000$ by the Microsoft.
Adapted from the events led to acquisition of Finnish mobile phone maker "Nokia" by the the giant U.S. software corporation Microsoft for a relatively small price; during which Stephen Elop who was the CEO of Nokia, played the role of a Trojan Horse through series of sabotages within Nokia (e.g. adoption of Windows Phone OS instead of more popular Android) which resulted in Nokia's downfall in three years. Upon completion of his duty as a "Nokian"(modern day Trojan), Stephen Elop was awarded 25,000,000$ by the Microsoft.
Stephen Elop was a "Nokian Horse". He became the CEO of Nokia and then destroyed it from the inside in favor of Microsoft.
by Alantras September 20, 2013
Get the Nokian Horsemug. Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day
Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022
Get the Horse Semenmug. To do something that needs to be done. An obvious opportunity that due to stupidity, laziness, or lack of awareness has gone unexploited.
That bangin' chick keeps asking about you. You better get on that horse.
I keep saying I'm going to get in shape but I never do. Time to get on that horse.
I keep saying I'm going to get in shape but I never do. Time to get on that horse.
by bhffs January 7, 2011
Get the Get on that horsemug. A substitute for calling someone a horse’s ass. From Ray Pandora of Portland, Maine as a way around swearing in front of his kids.
by NerpNRP February 6, 2022
Get the Horse’s Necktiemug. a way of saying cool or awsome , is normal screamed / said in a high pitched voice and normally by a boy. a new saying .used in england ,dorset all the time
by sexy-girl March 26, 2010
Get the nice-a-horsemug.