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off the hook

That party was off the hook!
by Cooter Brown October 29, 2002
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Hooker Hours

When someone keeps odd hours.

When someone sleeps during the day and is awake during the night. Not necessarily a hooker but originating from a hooker in the strange hours they keep i.e. 6am go to bed, 6pm time to wake up.

Anything that is not 9 to 5 i.e. shift worker, insomniac, sex maniac, prowler, hooker, street hustler, prostitute, drug dealer, addict, paranoid schizophrenic, stalker, peeping tom, voyeur, exhibitionist etc
I just got a text off Glenn, it went... U lazy slut! r u keeping hooker hours now???

"Why doesn't Jo-Beth wake up like the rest of us folk?" "Oh she's keeping hooking hours now after she got involved with the booze and dope scene of Hollywood." See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.

"Lindy-Lou is either a vampire, or just keeping hooking hours...either way something's up!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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booger hook

Also referred to as booger hooking. It is the forceful placement of two fingers inside someone’s nose, then dragging him or her to a destination (usually, 'Frisco', Detroit or Cincinnati)
I'm gonna booger hook your ass strait back to detroit
by Cat fish November 19, 2007
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Hook Bitch

A female (or the occasional male) R&B singer who sings the hook (exclusively) on a rap "song."
"Who is your favorite hook bitch? Mine is Ashanti."

Note: Neyo and Akon are also hook bitches.
by Hav. August 14, 2008
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Ill Hoods

A slang term for Mill Woods, a now-amalgamated city in Southeast Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. As well as Crimedale (Cromdale), it is also known for its high murder rate, gang activity, and overall criminal activity. Home to the rap group Peep Game, which includes rappers Jay Stacks, Deuce, Rainz, Pitch Blakk, and R&B girl Jayne Doe.
Don't wanna get jumped? Stay outta Ill Hoods!
by Get Hyphy! June 1, 2006
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Deep Hook

(v.) while fingering a female; a finger (or fingers) accidentally penetrates the anal cavity
Jon mistook a butthole for a vagina and consequently gave Natalie a Deep Hook she wont forget.
by DeepHookButtPirate September 7, 2011
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Hook up

to have sexual pleasures (making out, fingering, oral, or sex) with someone your not going out with, or no strings attached. can happen mulitple times, with one girl.
"dude, you gotta hook up with Kaley tonight at the party."
by chillerxoxo July 19, 2009
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