heather boobs

A girl who claims to have boobs, and while there is some protrusion from the chest, what she has are not what a man would called boobs. They are joke sized and therefore only recognized as "Heather Boobs." They technically exist, but only to the individual with them. The male population at large will reject them as boobs.

Roger: Where are your boobs?
Heather: I have Boobs
Roger: Well, you have Heather boobs.

by Larry 78 October 15, 2017

Heather Farmer

Canadian proffessional make-up artist, make-up accessory business owner and public speaker.

Heather Farmer is a Canadian proffessional make-up artist, make-up accessory business owner and public speaker.

by kboct26 October 6, 2008

heather long

An asshole

Heather long is an asshole

by Twelve assholes March 31, 2017

Heather Mills

The act of having sexual intercourse with the stump(s) of an amputee.

Oh man, do you see that paraplegic chick at the bar? I want to Heather Mills her all night long. Look at how perfectly formed those stumps are.

by pepperoninips546 December 15, 2008

Heather-y

A smart and funny kind of girl with tons of friends that care about her more then she knows. Even though she doesn't like to talk about things she has plenty of people that are there for her. She's also the kind of person to deny compliments on her appearance frequently. But, she is luffed.

You're Heather-y but i luff ya for it.

by thatnigthatluffsu December 28, 2010

Heather Bogard

The best girlfriend soon to be wife in the world.

I love you, Heather Bogard.

by wrt916 February 26, 2011

Heather Maxwell

Heather Maxwell is a person who gets hornt sitting down but is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. She won’t wait for anything a week after you start dating she will want to have sex. They are into black males and males with brown hair and brown eyes blondes don’t do it for them

Heather Maxwell definitely is the one for me

by Quests February 22, 2018