Hardee's Malt Shake

The act of cumming in a girls asshole when there is shit already in her asshole or she is trying to shit in your mouth. The vanilla malt shake is when you cum in a girls asshole and stick your penis in her ass. Chocolate malt shake is done with the girl shitting on your dick and the strawberry malt shake is with the girl bleeding on your cock.

She couldn't win when I gave her a hardee's malt shake.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

mikki harding

The mysterious lover of the handsome Mr. Gill

-Where is 'ol Bruce tonight?
I don't know...how mysterious.
-Wait....maybe he's with (both pause and look towards the sky)...mikki

by Pancake Bunny October 31, 2004

Daddy harder~

When ur pounding that pussy so hard that she wants even more

MPHH~ FUCK ME, DADDY HARDER~

by Ur dads lesbian February 26, 2022

Mald seethe cope harder

9 year old insult #2

Mald seethe cope harder gg ez noob cope didnt ask your mom doesn’t care

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 24, 2022

case hardened

steely resolve, resolute mental grip on a situation, where welding equipment (or LSD!) would be the only thing one could use to make it budge!!

case hardened businessman

case hardened virgin

case hardened politico (liberal OR conservative!)

he is a case hardened businessman, he'll never budge on that price!

shes' a case hardened virgin! you'll never 'crack that crotch'
hes' a case-hardened conservative

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

Tonya Harding

1. When one defecates on ice.
2. A crappy figure skater from the 1990's.

The furnace went out at my house and my son went to the bathroom and dropped a Tonya Harding in the toilet before realizing the water was frozen.

by Kmilz January 16, 2018

handiecapped

A person who can not cum while receiving a hand job

That girl rubbed the meat for so long last night and i couldnt even cum, i am soo handiecapped.

by a 14 inch rich February 18, 2010