HANK

every slur combined buy 9999999x worse

bro stop being a stupid hank

by Heartpacing15 August 5, 2025

Hank

The most annoying person in the whole multiverse. Attention whore that doesnt shut up. i dont have the words to discribe this bitch. please cuss at this man whenever you see him. kick him for my sake. greasy ass hair. when you look at his face you wanna shoot a hole in it also you want to puke and you get trauma. stay away at all cost. i hate him from the deep pits of my heart.

hes the most disgusting guy ive ever seen. i dont have the words.
oh thats Hank. stay away from him for your own good

by ieatsocks May 15, 2023

Hank-isms

Mannerisms pertaining to Hank. Says things like "Word to your momma." and "It's too PG in here... it's time to get PG-13.". To not know what "crop dusting" is.

Example 1
Bill: "Hank... did you just crop dust me?"

Hank: "I've never been to a farm before."

Example 2
Hank: "...and I quote, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (goes on forever and ends with).... or something like that."

Bill: "... dude... wtf are you even talking about? Quit displaying your Hank-isms."

by HankerCanker September 29, 2010

Hank Gisselman

a Hank Gisselman is a being of pure enlightenment ,they are bowed down to all across the world, always a very important and god like being, many people look up to a Hank Gisselman.

ben: did you see how cool that was .
tim: we are in the essence of a Hank Gisselman

by Savage legend July 6, 2017

Hank-ziety

anxiety caused by very innocuous items such as folding tables, Amazon boxes and balloons

The folding table brought on major Hank-ziety.

by Ski3569 March 12, 2025

Hank

Small man Very mean and goes to a school in renton!

Gosh your such a Hank

by IlIkeToEs :[ November 24, 2021

Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrasment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.

**Person 1:** Hey did see the hybrid made by Dangerville to rival Indominus 2.0?
**Person 2:** Yeah! Turns out that murder monkey couldn't even walk.
**Person 1:** Well it can still live unlike Hank.
**Person 2:** Haha! Yeah, imagine making a Hybrid so bad that its arm explodes after the first hit! And dont even get me started to the jaws!
**Person 1:** Yeah even its name makes fun of GojiGuy's Hybrid.

**Person 2:** Damn, you can say that Hank got Hanked!

by Princeps Septentrionalis May 16, 2025