Two-handed-pants-dive

an intense act of masturbation. Masturbating with two hands and your pants on

"Man, I'm so horny right now i need to take a Two-handed-pants-dive

by WBW May 18, 2006

Handitapable

To describe an attractive handicapped person who you would like to have sex with.

"Damn boy that girl with one leg is handitapable"

by Twitty October 11, 2004

handicat

A term coined by the webcomic El Goonish Shive. A handicat is the word for being unable to move because a cat is sitting on your lap or another part of your body.

I ended up stuck in a chair all afternoon because I had a handicat.

by Daniel "Dann" Woolf October 13, 2008

wet-hander

noun:

1-One who routinely has clammy
or sweaty palms.

2-One who is notorious for
giving others nasty-wet
handshakes, possibly for
sport, or beacuse the sicko is
amused by doing this to others.

"Great Grilled Cheese Ghost! Colonel
Tricott slimed me again! I honestly
believe that twisted old wet-hander
spends all day lurking around HQ
waiting for me to get some award just
so he can take whatever small bit of
pleasure or miniscule feeling of
accomplishment I might have felt from
it away, by suddenly jumping out of
nowhere and hitting me with the 'old
dead-fish suprise. I truly hate him."

by goodcop8 August 5, 2007

Back hander slander panda

The "back hander slander panda" is most commonly known as a sex position. Involved is preferably two males and one female, with one male performing oral sex to the female, with the male laying on his back and the female ontop while recieving anal from the second male. The second males ball would then be slapping or 'back handing' the first male on the chin.

(Male 1)Tom: Hey Lachy do you want to back hander slander panda Sophie tonight?
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

fat handed

An adjective that describes being caught in the act of porking out on forbidden food. Like flies swarm to shit, so fat fucks swarm to fridges at night.

"I put a ham in the fridge and caught that chunk ass Janelle fat handed at 3am eating it."

by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005

one-handed backstroke

slang for male masturbation which describes the motion involved

I'm a five-time Olympic gold medalist in the one-handed backstroke.

by Überschwanz May 27, 2005