handy savage

A hand job. Masturbation, possibly mutual, probably self-given.

Zack: Yo, B, what are your plans tonight?
Brendan: Idk, man, I worked hard today. Prolly give myself a nice handy savage and go to bed.

by _bcom June 3, 2016

Dandy handy

A hand job that you need in a really stressful situation such as a school math exam.

Jamie's dandy handy came in handy today!

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Handi

Handicap stall of the bathroom, used for snorting lines of coke with your friends.

“Where’s Taylor?” “She went with Kelsey to the handi to snort a line.”

by carlease January 6, 2023

Handy

Someone being bad at something

Your such a handy at basketball

by Eseews September 27, 2025

Handy

A very fat leprechaun that can massage your toes with his nose and ears

Handy please eat my pineapples

by Cheez-It fingers May 10, 2018

Handy

A short way of saying handshake.

Use this word and no one will ever be concerned for your mental health.

You will be so cool... trust me :)

Stella: Oi! Jaimee! GIVE ME A HANDY!
*shakes hand*
Jaimee: Ooooo Stella that was a firm Handy.

by BigFatWhore6969 July 13, 2019

handy tom

a "Handy Tom" mostly refers to gay men who are known for giving handjobs (can be applied to anyone just normally applied to gay men)

"Wow have you seen that video of Rick he I such a Handy Tom!"

by bddhh January 6, 2024