grease bang 

when one skips a few days of showering and their hair becomes greasy. if they have side bangs they will split up in chunks of shiny hair instead of having a all the hair as one

Uhg.. these grease bangs are pissing me off!

grease bang by llllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 13, 2010

grease the seat 

the act of lubricating one's butthole in preperation for anal sex

man randy was so rough with me last nite. that bastard didn't even grease the seat

grease the seat by WHINDMAN January 15, 2011

Grease Sweats 

When you eat so much greasy food that you're body actually replaces your sweat with grease.

Cooper had a wicked case of the Grease Sweats after eating a whole bucket of KFC.

Grease Sweats by Dave Dees June 30, 2011

Grease Drill 

Where you don't bathe for 3 days or more and then proceed to have hot rough sex with the oil from your skin as lubricant

Dang dawg me and that bitch camped out for a week, didn't shower and I grease drilled her with my slick cock.

Grease Drill by M401 September 10, 2011

Grease Monster

An extremely greasy person

Dude 1: Ross, are you eating the grease from the deep fryer and rubbing it on your belly?

Grease Monster: SO WHAT IF I AM!?!

Dude 1: You f*cking grease monster!

Grease Monster by sotaku22 September 16, 2011

grease swipe 

The smudge you get on your phone when scrolling or swiping after eating a greasy meal.

Wipe off your phone, man. I can see the grease swipe on it.

grease swipe by nicole95j June 16, 2016

Grease Shingle 

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

Grease Shingle by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016