Straight Greasing

The proficient art of chatting up girls

Look at Antonio Slopez over there straight greasing

by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015

gash grease

The quite welcoming viscous, yet milky-colored and slightly-frothed discharge of a horny girl with a yeast infection

I knew it was on for tonight ~ 10 minutes into dinner and I could smell the gash grease burning from across the table.

by wyldesites July 15, 2014

grease Tendrils

Long hair of a person that hasn't washed it in a while and thus is sticking together in strands.

Today Asmongold is again showing of his grease tendrils during the stream.

by Bastispark July 17, 2022

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

grease wedge

To take old oil grease from one's car and wedge between their butt cheeks, leaving it there for a few weeks before washing, leaving a nice black stain.

Tommy grease wedges? That's why his ass smelled like gasoline.

by MuthaLuvR April 15, 2014

grease flaps

a flap of like I don't even know bruh i- i wanna say like nut sack flap but that- or something like, nahhh I think we can make it better than that, cuz it needs to be wet for some reason, its just like a flap on ur back that's always wet for some reason. grease flaps is a flap of grease

man: dude this "grease flaps" is really leakin everywhere.

by cumbucket47 October 12, 2021

Grease's Pieces

When something is so incredibly greasy you have to wip out the pieces

*drinks bong water*

"OH MY THAT'S GREASE'S PIECES"

by ON JUB August 23, 2019