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Poo Gobbler

an infant, who unsuspecting to its parents, removes its own diaper and plays with and eats its own poo. This usually occurs when the child is in its crib and is believed to be sleeping.
Mom: Can you believe the baby took off her poopy diaper again?
Dad: Did she eat some poo?
Mom: Yep.
Dad: Damn, she is such a little poo gobbler, I hope she grows out of it.
by Mommy G September 28, 2006
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Harble-Garble

Harble-Garble: pronounced ( Har-ble Gar-ble) the ar makes an rrrrr sound like a pirate, but a pirate before he has hit the rum for the day.

this word will replace motor boating.

it also is the sound you make while performing the act of motor boating

you can do this by saying it really fast over and over again. or to repeat the word while shaking your head side to side in a motor boating motion.

i do think kids will be using this word soon, and remember to harble garble responsibly.
" hello fair maiden, I do declare i am going to Harble-Garble your girls tonight"

"Hey man! i totally Harble-Garble that girl last night"
by TBSF October 14, 2011
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Glizzy gobbler

Someone who deep throats hot dogs like it’s their grandmas clit
“Hey wanna see me gobble down this glizzy?” Said aazian

Fuck no glizzy gobblers are for sus boys” said Brandon
by That man James July 28, 2020
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Gobblegasm

When you stick your dick in a turkeys ass, then cut its head off, then it all flops around all crazy making you cum.
Hey cleatus i just fucked this turkey in the cornhole and had me a killer gobblegasm. huuyukkkk
by TurkeyGobbler January 8, 2009
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gobblecock

giving head to your boyfriend after thanksgiving dinner and making a sound like a turkey when coming up for air.
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by xfixi8 January 26, 2010
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chod gobbler

One who gobbles, or devours, chod.
Man, Ed is chod gobbler, he gobbles miles of chod, that's a lot of dick
by snmdbc February 8, 2007
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Garbled

To drop the ball or fuck up. Basically just mess up an entire situation.
Tom: Dude I really messed up
Ian: What happened?
Tom: I made fun of the Asian exchange student in my math class and accidentally started a war with China
Ian: Ya you really garbled that situation
by Vanier33 March 12, 2013
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