Belgian Goggles

Where a gentleman places his testicles over the eyes of his sexual partner(s).

"I gave the missus the belgian goggles last night
She didn't put up too much of a fight"

by Dr Suits June 22, 2008

Onion Goggles

The act of dangling ones nutsack above your girlfriends eyes while she sleeps, and then slowly lowering yourself down until they sit perfectly on her eyelids. Upon awakening, she will be greeted by that most eye-watering of prospects: your hairy, cheesy, smelly bollocks sitting smugly on her eye lids, enough to bring tears to the eyes of even the most tolerant women.

Kev: 'Fuckin ell, I got the missus a treat this morning...'
Daz: 'What fat Ange?'
Kev: 'Yeah, stuck a pair of onion goggles on her, she was pissed out er head last night too, hung over as fuck this morning...'
Daz: 'Bloody ell, howd she take that?'
Kev: 'She hit the roof, don't think it helped that I haven't washed since Wednesday, so my nutsack was cheesy as fuck...she's been blubbing her fat guts out all morning, 1-0!'

by Brian Khan October 28, 2010

Thot Goggles

A type of goggles you wear in order to see thots close cousin to the clout goggles

I saw a thot with my thot goggles

by Thot goggles February 28, 2018

Thot Goggles

A non-prescription pair of glasses that female hoes wear that belong on a 1970s accountant.

Person 1- “Oh are those your grandpas glasses?”
Person 2- “No, they’re my thot goggles. Do you like them?”
Person 1- “I’ve seen 40 different people wearing those already, so definitely not”

by Dylan Wiener June 6, 2018

schlong-goggles

Much the same as beer goggles, though no alcohol is required; i.e the man's schlong makes a terrible, terrible decision about a girl best left alone. The brain is hardly involved, if at all.

This may occur after many months of sexual frustration, or simply if he is a slag.

verb; to schlong-goggle

"jesus tom, what were you thinking?"
"i don't know man, i definitely had my schlong-goggles on"

"however hard tom tried, he simply could not remove the schlong-goggles from his eyes"

by rural_dictionater January 12, 2010

twitter goggles

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person

One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.

by Eric Robertson December 2, 2013

Concert Goggles

When you go to a concert and the guy (or girl) on stage seems really hot, but when you google search them later they turn out to be average. Usually caused by being so drunk or into the music that you aren't seeing straight.

Abby screamed during the concert that she wanted the lead singer to be inside her, but when she looked him up the next morning she realized it was just concert goggles and that he was balding and had bad skin.

by yerduae February 1, 2015