blows dead goats

a bad situation, something that is not good. similar to 'that sucks', only worse.

I came home last night and somebody broke into my house, stole all my stuff, and broke out the windows. Man, that really blows dead goats.

by Fred Neck March 5, 2007

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goatess

(Noun) A play-on-words for a goat loving girl, who thinks she's a goddess

"What a goatess"

by hindithug September 2, 2011

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Goatsucker

A type of bird that has a hysterical name.

Little kid at a zoo: Look mommy, it's a goatsucker bird.
Cool kid who heard the little kid at the zoo say this: HAHAHA, goatsucker...

by GoatSucker00 August 7, 2009

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Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert. In homage to the internet shock legend of goatse.

Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."

by Marty McFriend July 27, 2008

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Gates of Andaron

Another flash ad using the ever so famous combination of fantasy and boobs, like Evony, the chick with the revealing cleavage has nothing to do with the game. This ad is commonly found on Youtube.

"lol look, Gates of Andaron; another ad for some crappy fantasy MMO using some WoW-looking chick's boob's to lure in all the nerds"

by anonymous134141 August 30, 2009

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Behold The Gates

Metalcore band from Dallas, GA. Awesome screamer. douche bag guitarist who thinks he is better than any of his friends. Formerly known as Resist Till Bloodshed

Behold The Gates is basementcore.

by shutupordie February 23, 2009

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