pocket goat

a mythical creature that appears during long drives. It's a cute little critter that takes residence in your pocket. Is it real?

Goats are cute and pockets are handy, so why wouldn't you want a goat in your pocket; a pocket goat.

by Bleeeeeeaaat... February 5, 2009

Throat Goat

Name for someone , mostly a girl ; who gives you the best mind blowing oral sex ever.

" yea , bro that bitch ate my dick up , she a real throat goat"

by tomboy princess April 27, 2021

Goat Fuck

Being in a situation SO screwed that there is no hope of recovery or clean withdrawal. also see FUBARnext stage up from Cluster Fucksimalar to goat rope.

Everybody was instructed to not fire until authorized by HQ (head quarters) while taking heavy incoming fire from the next block. The soldiers wondered how to get out of this Goat Fuck situation.
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"

by FrontierViking July 15, 2008

amraj is the goat

hi amraj is goated ong

amraj is goated no cap. amraj is the goat

by scrible scales July 15, 2021

im a goat

a person that is the best of the best and nobody can beat him

greatest of all time

im a goat you bad kids

by Shocker33 January 8, 2017

Nigger goat

1. A black goat.
2. A black guy that is a goat at something.

1. "Oh look it's a Nigger goat!"
2. "That guy is a Nigger goat at Fortnite my guy."

by pepethepeepee December 20, 2020

Goat on Neptune

To achieve an impossible task with the use of industry wide talent and a nearly unlimited budget. The phrase originated in IBM's research and development department during the glory days. The phrase is an anecdotal example once given that if you have enough money and talent you could build a machine that will put a "goat on Neptune". It's use is near extinct now since most of those guys are dead.

Engineer: How are we going to design a computer that fits into single cabinet?

Boss: You have all the resources you need. Just put that goat on Neptune.

by TexMachina April 27, 2007