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Mountain Goating

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.
Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.
by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017
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Throat Goat

Name for someone , mostly a girl ; who gives you the best mind blowing oral sex ever.
" yea , bro that bitch ate my dick up , she a real throat goat"
by tomboy princess April 27, 2021
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Goat Fuck

Being in a situation SO screwed that there is no hope of recovery or clean withdrawal. also see FUBARnext stage up from Cluster Fucksimalar to goat rope.
Everybody was instructed to not fire until authorized by HQ (head quarters) while taking heavy incoming fire from the next block. The soldiers wondered how to get out of this Goat Fuck situation.
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"
by FrontierViking July 15, 2008
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French Goat

A slang term for a boner or an erection.
Boy: "Dude, that girl turns me on!"
Boy 2: "Ah, crap! I can see your french goat!"
Boy: "Holy shit, let me put that away!!"
by TheMedicineMan March 16, 2011
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Nigger goat

1. A black goat.
2. A black guy that is a goat at something.
1. "Oh look it's a Nigger goat!"
2. "That guy is a Nigger goat at Fortnite my guy."
by pepethepeepee December 20, 2020
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amraj is the goat

amraj is goated no cap. amraj is the goat
by scrible scales July 15, 2021
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Goat on Neptune

To achieve an impossible task with the use of industry wide talent and a nearly unlimited budget. The phrase originated in IBM's research and development department during the glory days. The phrase is an anecdotal example once given that if you have enough money and talent you could build a machine that will put a "goat on Neptune". It's use is near extinct now since most of those guys are dead.
Engineer: How are we going to design a computer that fits into single cabinet?

Boss: You have all the resources you need. Just put that goat on Neptune.
by TexMachina April 27, 2007
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