If there’s a hole, there’s a goal

Used for femboys and traps because even though they don’t have a pussy, they always got a bussy.

Example 1
Guy A: “she’s cute.”
Guy B: “It’s a guy.”
Guy A: “if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”

Example 2
Guy: “I like you.”
Girl: “haha I’m actually a guy.”
Guy: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Girl: “Wait b-but I’m a guy!!”

by BrickedUpLoli December 30, 2023

Spursy Goal

A weird/lucky goal

That’s got to be the most spursy goal I have ever seen it took 5 deflections into the striker for him to finish it off

by CcDragz December 23, 2023

Best Friend goals

Sarah Guardiola and Adria Paredes 🤠from Texas aka YEE YEE land

Omg Sarah and Adria are best friend goals

by @sarah_is_bleh March 10, 2019

couple goals

The best relationship ever, forever thing, 4 lifers, never ending unconditional love, & genuine happiness.

Wow, Look at Sophia and Brian! They're couple goals!

by anonymous2618 March 14, 2022

Goal yehiawy

To score a sweaty goal in a console soccer game as a result of an inability to score properly.

a7a enta msh 3aref tel3ab fa hatgeeb goal yehiawy?

by thechinshunguy January 23, 2021

Goals

A relationship where the two people are deeply in love and make others look up to their relationship. They are perfection and they suit each other really well.

The ship Alyssa is goals.

by anonymousistheone November 7, 2017

Couple goals

Mia and Ethan
literally just Mia and Ethan

damn, Mia and Ethan are literal couple goals, wish i could be like them

by aznsmug January 30, 2022