easy glide

When a girl is not tight but also loose so your dick glides right on in.

Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Great we fucked and her pussy was an easy glide.
wow sounds perfect

by houston23 December 17, 2014

douche-glide

Those "hoverboards" that only douchebag ride on

Check out my new douche-glide I now don't have to use my legs to go places!

by Dafuqlmao-_- April 21, 2016

Shabu-galoids

Philippine slang for people who use methamphetamine's Pinoy version, shabu. Equivalent to American English methhead

1) Tangina ka, brad! Shabu-galoids ka talaga. Tama na 'yan. (English: Sonuvabitch, bro! You're a real methhead. Stop it.)

by Radlee0123 July 27, 2016

Ghetto Gliding

Driving though a dangerous area just to look..no interactions with the locals due to being a pussy.

"..last night we went only went ghetto gliding, it was too scary to get out.."

by dodo2night November 22, 2016

fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.

Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017

Cock Glider

A real penis loving homosexual who endlessly is on a quest for new cock. Hence gliding around from cock to cock.

"Man that Lead Singer from Sinister X is a real Cock Glider"

by The Real Cock Loin October 30, 2017

Hang Gliding Wiener

Slang for the clitoris, due to the fact that the entire organ looks like a streamlined penis, the kind used in hang gliding.

I looked at a diagram of a clit and it looks like a Hang Gliding Wiener.

by Satan Trump June 5, 2018