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re-giftee

Noun. A person who received a gift from a re-gifter. Usually he/she does not know that the thing given is a re-gift because the gift giver (who originally bought the wretched thing) and the re-giftee are usually not related, or have a needle-in-a-haystack chance of knowing each other (as carefully planned by the scheming re-gifter).
Uhm, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but that pink and brown scarf that your boyfriend gave you... he did not buy it. You're a re-giftee, hon.
by amarj January 10, 2007
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brown gift

The act of defecating into a condom. Then proceeding to swing it around until it bursts and covers surrounding area/people in faeces
I made a brown gift for them it went all in there hair
by hohoholyshit April 19, 2009
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Ninja gift

Gift recipient: "Omg I can't believe I got a Snuggie from the person who sent me the 'WTF Blanket' video!"
Gift giver: "Ninja gift! Oooaaah!!"
by RealNaughtyRN January 19, 2011
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Gifts

Any kind of opiate based painkiller in pill form.
Oh man I'm feeling pretty crazy after snorting all of those gifts.
by Guysnatchley August 4, 2010
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The Gift

Pronunciation: 'gift
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give

1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient
1 : "Oh man, I just recieved THE GIFT today, I took a heinous dump and went to wipe what I thought would be a shitty ass and I was clean. God has been good to me."

2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."
by SRS December 1, 2004
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gift of gab

Yet another offering in the category of brain numbing, extremist and irresponsible social media sites chock-full-O COVID conspiracy theories, vaccine misinformation and underground anti-science propaganda.
Hey, did you hear on Twitter that the my pillow guy is going to be reinstated as vice president when SCOTUS overturns the 2020 election?
Ummm, no. But I did read that the vaccine causes yer liver to melt and yer dick fall off.
I KNEW IT! THAT'S WHERE MY DICK WENT.
Yup, that's the gift of gab.
by YAWA August 28, 2021
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Love Gift

A Love Gift is a gift/present given by one's partner/mother that completely falls short of gift/present expectations and will ultimately be a source of decremental humiliation to the recipient by their peers.

The Love Gift can never be thrown out or sold on and must be displayed/worn by the recipient at all occasions/locations that hold significance, such as Birthdays, Christmas's and Weddings.
Person One: 'That's a nice jumper you have on their Blake'

Person Two: 'Why thanks Ben, it was a gift from my wife'

Person One: 'Thought so, it looks like a Love Gift'.
by monkey goosy August 20, 2012
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