Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 04, 2018

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Get-the-fuck-out-food

Definition:
1. Verb/ The act of asking someone to leave your: home, dwelling, or living situation with one’s box of well-thought-out, prepared, or organized vessel of food.

2. Adjective/ A rude way of asking a chef, or culinarian, to leave your home, or dwelling with one's food, and tools immediately.

3. Simplistically/ “FUN” at the closure of “family time”.

4. Not to be confused with: “get your shit, and go.”

“Is that your box of… get-the-fuck-out-food?”

by @_agapewellness December 12, 2024

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Get-the-fuck-out-food

Definition(s):
1. Verb/ The act of asking someone to leave your: home, dwelling, or living situation with one’s box of well-thought-out, prepared, or organized vessel of food.
2. Adjective/ A rude way of asking a chef, or culinarian, to leave your home, or dwelling with their food, and tools immediately.
3. Simplistically/ “FUN” at the closure of “family time”.
4. Not to be confused with: “get your shit, and go.”

Sentence usage: “Is that your… get-the-fuck-out-food?”

by @_agapewellness December 12, 2024

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