gardesh

A word invented by an insane 43 year old ex meth addict having no specific meaning other than a noun or an adjective describing an items grandeur.

Wow, that meal was the gardesh.

Go fetch me the gardesh.

by Nukka Mordde August 9, 2014

gardal

Gardal is a name for young alcoholic boys.

Gingers people usually falls in love in a gardal, because of the way he acts when he is drunk

OMG... do you see how much he drinks?! He's such a gardal

Do you see how that ginger is looking at that guy? She must be looking at a gardal

by JewLover123 April 8, 2016

Garden turtle

A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline

Get out of here Blake you dirty garden turtle!!!!

by Uncy Joe April 18, 2018

Garden School

Garden School is a really small school with about 300 kids from k-12. If you tell something to anyone, everyone knows immeadiately. Drama spreads really quickly. The sports teams aren't that good but everyone tries their best. We have no speaker system so no one ever knows whats going on. There is a crap ton of homework but there's a lot of really fun events.

"What school do you go to?"
"Oh I go to Garden School."
"Cool so you must be an expert at Gardening right?"
( You'll get this a lot)

by Winterwolf28 September 27, 2017

Gardeners Cat

Someone who is always watching or is very observant of a particular person or thing.

"Yo that Jason guy quickly managed to find Nathan at the festival. Turns out he never let his eyes stray from him. Hes such a gardeners cat."

by courtney2323 January 10, 2020

Gardeners Cat

Someone who is very observant of small details or frequently watches others in the shadows.

"I swear you've worn that jumper 3 days in a row now"
"Oh you're such a Gardeners Cat"

by TheHoneyBox January 10, 2020

Garden Hose

if your nose long, ur nose long like garden hose.

also you're a dickhead!

Ha! Look at your nose! Nose long like garden hose!

by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020