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google gangster

A google gangster is exactly that- a wannabe who shaves his head, saggs the blue pressed dickies and puts on a white t shirt that is three sizes too big. Don't forget the squared sunglasses! They make you look tough.
Google gangsters (or GG's) live by the creed, "it's not where you're from, it's what you know". Everything a GG knows about "banging" they learned from a search engine such as Google.
Thug 1: "Look at that fool, homie"
Thug 2: "Wasn't he in FFA?"
Thug 1: "Yeah, he's a real Google gangster"
by coffeeanddonuts April 22, 2008
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Facebook Gangster

A suburban teenager who identifies with the urban hip hop culture, but doesn't have any idea what an underprivileged life is. They listen to hip hop, wear their pants way below their waist, and act like the "man's keeping them down" while they watch their 42" flat screen TV's, attend private school, text constantly on their iPhones and spend hours on Facebook sharing their plight with other e-gansters.
Parent's Text: Almost home, did you finish your homework?

Response: OMG, wifi down for 20 mins tonight. Fix it. Cant live this way. Couldn't watch Snoop's new youtube. Almost had to go to coffee bean.

Parent's Text: You poor thing, how can we raise you under such circumstances? I'll be home soon. Do you need a latte from Starbucks, or are you still a Facebook Gangster?
by Russell H February 21, 2011
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Gangster Asad

Such a gangster also known as a lion in Arabic he own everything in his home country and will kill you if you mess with him
Guy: hey asad u alright

Asad: shut the fuck up and get 2 the floor

Guy2: dam asad is such a gangster

Asad: that’s because I’m gangster Asad bitch
by Mobeenzzz October 19, 2019
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Goodwill Gangster

One who is too poor to support their gangster appearance.
"You got holes in your gear but they ain't from bullets." This is a true "Goodwill Gangster"
by JJB1600 December 9, 2008
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Gangster Greetings

a greeting used by a gang affiliate. Often involving the adding of unnecessary "Z"s. Sometimes it is simply a grunt followed by an elaborate hand gesture or gang sign. Some Gangster Greetings involve slurring words together. Others consist of a word similar to that of "dog" but spelt rather elaborately. others include terms such as "Bro", "Homie"and "Nigga"
Geoffrey:Yo wazzzzzzup, Bro.

Thomas: *grunt, followed by flailing of arms*

Fredrick: Whazzhappening? DAWG!

Bystander: Whoa, those gangsters have some awesome Gangster Greetings.
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Internet Gangster

An True Internet Gangster is one who strives to make the most out of their time they spend online to exploit niche markets, discover new niche markets, run auto blogs, make ebay and amazon their bitch and turn it into real cash money.

Not to be confused with the idiots who act tough online.
That dude been making like 4 to 5k a month online, hes a real internet gangster.
by iwastopratedthenbanned March 27, 2011
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gangsterest gangsters

gangsterest a word shiv calls sume one when they are so cool beyond cool so people can't call them gangsters they have to call em gansterest gangsters
shiv sharma, juicy. puneet, goblinanater are so cool that we cant just call them cool we have to call them gangsterest gangsters
by homo mom August 14, 2006
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