Fudge Train

The act of you and other people dragging your bare ass-crack over a passed out partiers face. The dirtier your ass the better.

Some dude passed out at Davids party so we all pulled a fudge train. James ass was so dirty he left skid marks on the guys nose.

by Perpetual_Stiffy December 24, 2010

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Fudge Package

The sexual organs of someone who is of homosexual orientation

Ben came over last night. I totally showed him my fudge package

by Tits McPee November 2, 2010

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This refers to the phenomenon of gay males having more success attracting women than straight males do. This is paradoxical as, obviously, a gay male has no interest in the women they monopolize away from straight males.

"Gay men get all the women. Everyone knows this. It's called the Fudgepacker Paradox."

by GingerBeer June 17, 2012

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fudge me

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Holy carp, is the homework due today? Fudge me.

by looseleaf December 5, 2013

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fidget spinner

A toy originally used by ADHD kids to keep hands busy and focused on other things, but then abused by middle schoolers to become a carcinogenic autistic weapon. These instruments of mental retardation can range from two to hundreds of dollars, and offer nothing more than mindless pacification for kids, and suicidal tendencies for adults.

Timothy's mother wiped away tears, having to sell the house her family lived in for a century in order for her boy to buy the Ultra-Lubricated, Super Spinner 2.1x Pro. Although the fidget spinner didn't seem any different than the ones at the grocery store, Timothy promised that it spun over 1,000 times per minute, making it the most powerful one on the market.

by Triplecard333 August 7, 2017

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