Fucktard 

One who displays attributes and/or behavior expected from the mentally ill, though known to be healthy in all regards. Usually assigned an HVT covername so simple references to them remain reasonably secure.

Alt. spelling: Phaktard (so as not to offend the ignorant yet easily offended)

Telling people on fire they should drink more water. (absent of sarcasm)

Asking if they have time for a shower when told they're needed immediately.

Sentence: That fucktard HVT Harry started this TPS coversheet business!

Fucktard by Four Horsemen July 8, 2006

fucktard 

a fucking retard, morethen a retard but not quite a shittard!!!

when ur dumbass friend decides she wants to drink under age, thats a fucktard move.

fucktard by gossiplove429 April 13, 2008

Fucktard 

A blending of two words Fucking and retard. The term is to be used when there is no other explaination for a persons behavior.

My sister is a cop in an urban area and she called a naked drunk man a FUCKTARD!!
example:
Put some clothes on you FUCKTARD!!!

Why are u pulling a gun on your family...You FUCKTARD!

Fucktard by princessabby25 September 13, 2009

fucktard 

a combination of a fucker and a retard...like when some one is just being so dumb and making you really mad.

your friend is being hella dumb and being an ass at the same time.
"dude your such a fucktard."

fucktard by thatgurlie October 29, 2009

Fucktard 

Fucktard - Noun
1. An person who is completely devoid of intelligence.

Do not eat the toilet paper you fucktard!

Fucktard by 3rd Degree Burns September 10, 2011

fucktard 

A very fucked up, retarded, person

That fucktard made a meth lab in the middle of the Starbucks bathroom.

fucktard by zachal May 19, 2015

fucktard 

Someone that isn't quite as intelligent as other people. They often spend lots of time thinking of ways to join two words, so that they can impress their equals.

Dave just called Tim a Fucktard. What an absolute Fucktard!

fucktard by Inquisitivebastard9 May 6, 2016