A partner who makes you think their gold when dating them initially but once you get in a relationship with them you realize they are just a fool.
My baby daddy seemed like a nice man when I met him I thought he was a prize like gold. Turns out he was a fool.... yup he is fools Gold
by Sheshelsp June 10, 2022
Get the Fools Gold mug.just sexually love food, just because you get a boner from food, don't make you "Foodsexual" but let be real if you tell someone your "Foodsexual" it would go something like this:
Guy 1: "Hey, i have something to tell you"
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: *slap guy 1* "Are a dumbass!?"
Guy 1: "No, i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: "Ok then tell me why you Foodsexual"
Guy 1: "I get boner from food"
Guy 2: "that don't mean shit, that don't make you Foodsexual, you just super dirty mined when looking at food"
Guy 1: "No, i just really love food so much"
Guy 2: "So when you look at a fucking big mac, you just be like: "Man, i want to fuck that big mac so hard" like no one think that"
Guy 1: "Yes"
Guy 2: "Just because you really love something don't mean it have to be a sexuality, i love chairs. but that don't mean i would make something like Chairsexual"
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: *slap guy 1* "Are a dumbass!?"
Guy 1: "No, i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: "Ok then tell me why you Foodsexual"
Guy 1: "I get boner from food"
Guy 2: "that don't mean shit, that don't make you Foodsexual, you just super dirty mined when looking at food"
Guy 1: "No, i just really love food so much"
Guy 2: "So when you look at a fucking big mac, you just be like: "Man, i want to fuck that big mac so hard" like no one think that"
Guy 1: "Yes"
Guy 2: "Just because you really love something don't mean it have to be a sexuality, i love chairs. but that don't mean i would make something like Chairsexual"
by A dude that is a Dude January 2, 2023
Get the Foodsexual mug.by sarah jane May 26, 2004
Get the mad fools mug.1) Most precisely used when speaking the honest truth to your foodie friends.
2) Another way of saying, I'm being as natural as possible, but about to eat your words anyways.
3) When you have a heavy heart and a gut feeling at the same time.
2) Another way of saying, I'm being as natural as possible, but about to eat your words anyways.
3) When you have a heavy heart and a gut feeling at the same time.
"Budweiser is the best beer ever."
"I Whole Foods Heartedly disagree. You need to barrel age that ish"
"Holy shit"
"Holy shit, Whole Foods Heartedly, I'm on to something, right?
"I Whole Foods Heartedly disagree. You need to barrel age that ish"
"Holy shit"
"Holy shit, Whole Foods Heartedly, I'm on to something, right?
by nochyowl December 2, 2015
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other person: omg?? wot? ur my friend? at least i thought-
person: april fools!! did i get u?
other person: what the f-
other person: omg?? wot? ur my friend? at least i thought-
person: april fools!! did i get u?
other person: what the f-
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