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First crush

The first person you ever had romantic feelings for.
I killed my first crush with a brick.
by PatrickBateman1962 August 12, 2011
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Israel-firster

A person that places the ambitions,policies and well-being of the right-wing Israeli government over that of their country of residence, usually America. Israel is the primary concern and will always be considered before anything else. If a policy is good for Israel and bad for America it will receive unconditional support without concern for America,despite America being the country of residence *hence Israel FIRST.

A person who's loyalty and support are for Israel before or OVER America.
1. "Jimmy is a democrat and former Obama supporter, he believes Romney's policies would bankrupt America and destroy the middle-class. Jimmy has decided to vote for Romney because Netanyahu endorsed him and he believes Romney will be more supportive of Israel in every way over Obama, Jimmy still believes Obama's policies will do more to help the American economy and the average American" Jimmy is an Israel-firster

2. Congressman i voted in favor of a bill drafted by AIPAC that prevents any diplomatic communication with Iran. The congressman's job is to serve America and it's interests, by preventing diplomacy, war is all but inevitable. The majority of Americans don't support a war with Iran and would like to see a diplomatic solution to the problem, but Congressman i will receive the majority of his campaign contributions by those who support the AIPAC bill, so he votes in favor.

Congressman i is an Israel-firster

3. AIPAC. An organization who's sole purpose is to get the AMERICAN government to support every policy and ambition of the Israeli government.

AIPAC and 99% of It's members are Israel-firsters
by AmericanNtifada November 23, 2012
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First Jumper

A First Jumper is someone who listens to mainstream bands and claims to know EVERYTHING about them. However, they've likely only ever heard one song off of MTV or Fuse. They have no knowledge of the band itself really. They may run around and claim to know about them. When you ask about the band they might not even be able to name them. And if you ask their favorite song, they may also name the latest playing on radios and know NOTHING about the first two or three albums. However, they will ALWAYS claim to know EVERYTHING about the band. First Jumpers are ruining good music with their idiotcy.
Person 1: LIKEOMG!!!11!1 I LOVE AVENGED SEVENFOLD!!11!I LIKE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM!11!1
Person 2: Oh really? What are some songs you like?
Person 1: Ummmmm...uummmmm...Oh you know, that one. And I don't remember the rest.
Person 2: Freakin' First Jumper...
by KC Trix June 24, 2006
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Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

When an individual with Down-syndrome loses his/her shit, and proceeds to annihilate anything in reach with a hammer of some sort.
Did you see the news today?

Fuck the news.

Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?
by Sodomy boy June 28, 2010
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sofia the first

When your friends name is Sofia (likes childish things) and you have no other GOOD nicknames to give to your friend.
Another definition: A cartoon character from Disney that is a princess named Sofia, and comes from the show Sofia the First.
Me: My friend needs a better nickname then just Sofia, any ideas?
Other friend: Oh how about Sofia the first. lol.
Me: omg that's great
by vlol10357 May 27, 2019
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Fiesty Fucker

This is the term for the craziest bitch you have ever met. She is sexy, short, and stubborn, and if you piss her off she will come and get you and you won't even see it coming.
Did you hear what that girl did?

No but Fiesty Fucker is going to get her shortly.
by #1RUSSIAN February 27, 2009
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Firespoon

When you're smoking the last little bits of a bowl and you inhale ash into your mouth. The bowl makes a slurping sound, fire and little pieces fly all over the place, and when all is said and done, you look in your bowl to see a hole in the ash straight down through.
::Slurp::
Elise: Haha, did you just firespoon?
Russ: Yeah. Pleh. Swallowed some ash, too.
by Jatgp January 17, 2010
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