Five finger discount

The act of simultaneously buying and stealing goods as to avoid suspicion and increase return on spent funds.

Went to Macys and bought sneakers but five finger discounted the socks and underwear.

by RepoManDR October 1, 2022

The Love Finger

The love finger is the sex act where a man (or woman) takes their ring finger and put it up the anus or vagina. Furthermore, the love finger is called the love finger because the ring finger connects to the heart.

xXxPussyCrusher420xXx: "So, bruh, how wus duuh secks lahst naaight?"

SlapDeeBuutee360: "Man, it was fucking amazing, grabbed a beer, took my ring finger, and gave her the Love Finger!"

xXxPussyCrusher420xXx: "Damn suun!"

by Seiko The Neko September 6, 2014

Winter soldier Finger Blast

A person with a prosthetic arm who pleasures a female with their prosthetic more-so then someone who could with their regular arm.

“Hey Mack, nice prosthetic”. “Yeah I just gave your mom the winter soldier finger blast with it”.

by Mack&Jonnyltd March 19, 2020

Inflatable Finger

When a girl is feeling nauseous after a heavy night of drinking and refuses to stick her finger down her throat, a guy rams his penis into her mouth where she deep throats until she pukes.

After the inflatable finger, my gag reflex won't allow regular fingers to induce vomiting.

by itchmyass August 10, 2010

fidget spinner

A pacifier for the hands

"Hey, look, he's feeling fidgety. Give him a fidget spinner before he crumples all the napkins!

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Fat Finger Disease

When you interface with any kind of computer that requires manual input (whether by keyboard, or a touchscreen) there is the chance for making a mistake. Such mistakes are playfully called "Fat Finger Disease".

when using a touchscreen device, sometimes your finger makes a wrong choice; people who do so have Fat Finger Disease.

by Gene Bob October 23, 2004

finger virgin

A girl who has not even had a finger in her vagina, so she is a virgin to fingers.

Suzy was a finger virgin until last night on our date. It was tight and there was blood on my fingers afterward, but she isn't a finger virgin anymore.

by BRD October 24, 2004