Mud Fence In The Rain

Originally coined by my late father who was angry about somebody on TV, it's a very versatile expression that conveys the absolute worst of a situation, person, place, or thing. Best used as a wisecrack or in total exasperation, disbelief, or disgust.

Ex 1) "Ugh, man ... she's uglier than a mudfence in the rain!"

Ex 2) "That makes about as much sense as a mud fence in the rain."

Ex 3) "Jesus, this country is falling apart like a mud fence in the rain!"

by Sizemore December 3, 2005

on the fence

Someone who is unsure of their sexuality. Not sure if they are gay or straight--perhaps bisexual.

Billie Joe was on the fence on who she really liked--Sarah or John.

by RanDum November 4, 2003

fencelights

Used when a group of people are sneaking around outside in the dark, for example trying to steal something from someone's back yard or throw rocks at cars, and someone spots a person coming who is not of their group; they either yell FENCELIGHTS loudly as a warning and everybody runs like hell, or they can secretly whisper it or transmit it over 2 way radio so everyone can clear the area stealthily. Similar to the common "five-0" but is used to indicate someone who doesnt know what theyre looking for, such as an innocent passer-by. Used among people formerly and still of several Edmonton (Canada) area high schools.
Etymology- When us friends were going through some guys shed, when a car came we were in plain view and the only warning of this was car headlights shining off the fence; and from then on there and everywhere else it came to be known as Fencelights.

Fencelights!!!! Everybody get the fuck out!! (everyone runs to a safe spot)

by Big Bear Stalker June 17, 2004

femcel

Female + incel. A female who is involuntarily celebrate. Typically because she has a repulsive personality or is physically unattractive. Many femcels are at risk of falling into the clutches of radical feminism or becoming a obsessively involved in a celebrity tumblr or twitter fandom.

I wouldn't touch that femcel with a seven inch pole.

by BadReligion42 June 21, 2018

Femcel

A self-proclaimed “feminist” who isn’t really a feminist, and just hates men.

Avoid women who make feminism their entire personality. They’re just femcels about 95% of the time

by FuckleberryFinn June 22, 2021

femcell

a femcell is a blatently sexist woman who tries (and fails miserably) at destroying the lives of men and tries to make everybody around her feel like shit this woman is often a feminazi who only bases her ideology on her -156 iq points and tries to be as sexist and inequal as possible while bitching about inequality that women face and fucks over feminism as a whole while empowering other femcells

Becky drinks male tears while bitching about Amberheard not winning the trial. Often people love referring to her as a femcell

by feminazi combater June 5, 2022

Fence Hopper

Guys on one side of the fence and girls on the other side of the fence. Therefore someone who goes on either side of the fence at anytime. This is not a huge insult to being bisexual, better than being called other names.

A bisexual person.

Person 1: You're a bisexual...I'm going to call you a fence hopper.
Person 2: Okay, fine.

by thatwillneverbe March 6, 2009