Facial Martini

also known as a money shot.
Can be either frozen or on the rocks, depending on the velocity.

After a long night of drinking, I took Debby home for a facial martini... shaken not stirred.

by VooDooPlanksta December 21, 2006

facially disabled

1)Ugly

2) Mauled facially after getting beaten up.

3)Really Really REALLY UGLY!!! Like fugly

"Did you have an accident or were you born facially disabled?"

"Dude did the entire ugly forest fall on you or were you born facially disabled?"

that person was facially disabled to the point of fugly

by Pineapple'D April 20, 2007

facial life

The life with your friends you live on Facebook, as opposed to your social life, where you interact with society.

Although Larry is a bit of a social hermit, he has one heck of a facial life.

by Sherbet Head April 13, 2009

fadazald

to be shocked or supprised,in a good way.

originated in baytown texas by two kids by the names of Josh Whitney and Harley Malone

"i waqs fadazald when i walked in my room cause she was naked on my bed"

by Harley Malone, Josh Whitney January 9, 2009

facial area

1:) Collective of sensory organs otherwise known as face.

"He was talking smack to my facial area."

"I can sense you with my area."

by FaceKiller Deadlips February 4, 2009

facial topiary

Facial topiary is the art of trimming a moustache and other facial hair into fantastic shapes.

Did you see the amazing facial topiary that Alan is doing for Movember this year?

by scruzin November 24, 2010

Fadeable

a person, thing or situation that is so outrageous it cannot be handled or controlled.

Taylor: what's the weather like today?
Kevin: my phone said the lowest was going to be 95 degrees!
Taylor: ugh, I'm so sick of this heat, it's not even fadeable!!!

by OptimusKevin October 26, 2011