Bases In FaceTime

Bases in FaceTime is like bases when dating someone but worse. Bases in FaceTime is when you're "dating" someone but only communicate through FaceTime and never go out on a real date. It's like bases in real life, but worse.

1st Base- Both parties kissing the cam at the same time
2nd Base- Both parties are wearing slightly sexy clothes
3rd Base- Both parties are only in underwear or bras and/or dirty talk
Homerun- Nudes or naked FaceTime

Person 1: Hey I just got to third base with Suzie!
Person 2: Nice! How was the head?
Person 1: What? I'm talking about Bases in FaceTime not really dating. She just talked dirty in her bra.
Person 2: That sucks.

by ObviouslyGrind2K18 May 29, 2018

fucking shit up after the fact

When your still fucking shit up years after the fact without trying

When someone can’t give another person there all because they still love you years after you broke up! You're fucking shit up after the fact!

by Tom vape September 26, 2017

facetard

Someone who is addicted to facebook.

Rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! He has also just added has 2000th "friend" who is actually a friend of his friend's cousin's niece. Way to go, Facetard!

by zognatoid May 28, 2009

actus dei nemini facit injuriam

This is latin word .used in law . It is also called legal maxim

here actus means act

dei means god
nemini means kind of no

so the basic meaning is "no one resposible when something (wrong) is done by god (nature)

eg extreame storm , or big rainfall , tsunami etc

and because of this some one god injured then no one will go to jail.

Eg suppose extreme extreme strom came and your car goes in the air and drop on somebody's house . And his hous is broken then he can't sue u . He can sue u but he can't will that law suit . The judge will say it was act of god or actus dei nemini facit injuriam

by student and lover of education December 8, 2012

Faceturbating

When someone likes their own activity on Facebook. Can be applied to other social networks.

Guy 1: (Likes his own status)
Guy 2: Dude stop faceturbating.

by Rusty Pecker December 25, 2010

facrediting

When a person is looking for their credit card in their wallet at the register.

Your buying groceries and holding up the whole line, you are then facrediting.

by John McKinly December 13, 2008

Factard

a person who shows that they "know it all" when in the audience might assume otherwise, they are considered know-it-alls, but now there is a new word for it! Factard, not two Ts just one. ; )

Billy_Knowitall: Actually, you are wron...
Joe_Dumberer ...Gah Billy you're such a factard!

"You think you know everything but you don't, you're such a factard!"

by B. Daniel Shanks October 10, 2008