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messy facial

Porn movie pop shot make-up artistry. This is where a heavy cummer (and maybe his co-stars) deliver some thick money shots onto a porn-stars face. Looks like she’s been hit in the face with a custard pie.
Director: "Ok folks, let's wrap up this shoot ... guys stand by to give Crystal-Tipps a messy facial please .... ACTION!"
by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006
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Organic facial

In the process of getting a fellatio (blow job) and just before one's orgasm, the ejaculation from the male genital onto her (or his if you're queer) face. Purely organic facial cream.
OH - Susie, Linda! Mary! Whatever your name is! I can't hold it anymore!! Ready for your organic facial? OH! Here it comes!
by Pizzamaster August 13, 2010
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facial scrub

When a girl is giving you head and right before you blow your load, you pull out get a good ammount on her face then rub her face in your pubic hair, therefor giving her a sticky lather and scrub.
"Last night I gave her a good facial scrub, man spa style."
by argyle pimp January 14, 2007
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fackaroo

expressing disappointing without offending others with the word F*CK
Situation: someone before you just bought the last Jordan size 9

Response: "Ah, fackaroo!"
by Fatboy October 30, 2003
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fachacne

Fat, chest, acne as seen on the people in rural Tennessee.
Fachacne, in the same family as bacne (back acne) is only seen in the most "meth" lab of situations. And should really be covered up.
by Ashley Brannan July 3, 2008
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Facial abuse

A genre of porn that's borderline rape.

Facial abuse is consensual sex usually paid, in which the throat of the sex partner is being violently fucked for the pleasure and amusements of the perv. Skullfucking, gagging, deepthroating etc...
Guy 1: Yeah man I'm not taking that girl seriously.
Guy 2 : I wouldn't either. She has been letting guys Facial abuse her all throughout the campus.
Guy 1 : its just my turn. Can't bring a girl like that breath smells like bleach and pee and sounds like she has been swallowing billow pads around ma.
by Notshynotmayyy November 18, 2021
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frosty facial

n. When dining in at Wendy's, it is the act of smearing a Frosty all over one's face.

This action can be done on one's own face or on another's face (the "target"). If the actor is attempting to frosty facial a "target", one effective line is: "This Frosty smells funny." When the dessert/beverage is close the target's nose, proceed to apply force on the cup towards the target's face.

Origin is unclear, although sociologists and psychiatrists suggest its first usage comes from high school track athletes from the state of Michigan.
Thompson just talked about your mom and did a Frosty facial.
by Ninety April 12, 2007
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