Facial Once Removed

When one creeps into a persons home and ejaculates on their pillow.

- That creepshow gave me a facial once removed... I woke up all fucking sticky...

by LeadTrigger February 13, 2008

Fort Lauderdale Facial

When you wake up after a night of drinking and have to peel dried vomit off your face.

I had a late night on Himmarshee and woke up with a Fort Lauderdale Facial

by Rossasaurus Rex January 01, 2018

Fake out Facial

Just before ejaculation, a male fakes an orgasm only to pull out and surprise their partner with a facial moments later.

" This chick tried to make me bust inside so I hit her with a fake out facial. You should have seen the look on her face."

by Stangeyy September 18, 2015

Uptown Girl Facial

When, in the final momemts of giving a blowjob, the girl pulls back, SPILLING THE MARTINI that was balanced on top of her head, mixing martini and bukkake.

She got a uptown girl facial at the party on the upper east side last weekend.

by Darkcobra May 01, 2009

funkel facial

After having anal sex with someone so hard that they bleed from their ass. You take your dick out of their ass so that it has the blood and shit on it(this is known as garfunkel). After this you have the person face towards your cock as you jerk off on their face. This makes their face have a mixture of shit, blood, and semen on it.

Man after I garfunkeled Emily, I slapped my dick on her face!!
I gave that bitch a FUNKEL FACIAL!

by Vicccc June 10, 2008

the cody facial

when the top person ejaculates onto the face of the woman and smears it in with his dick

the cody facial is great for new couples.

by Hary P. Niss February 27, 2008

pounding facial cakes

Verb: The act of mounting the face of an unsuspecting female sex partner and pile driving her face or a term used by men for getting a blow job.

Man 1:So what did you do last night?

Man 2: Well I spent most of the night "pounding facial cakes"!

by Krusty Undeez October 29, 2008