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Friends' School Lisburn 

Otherwise known as FSL. A shitty secondary school in Lisburn in Northern Ireland. Everyone thinks it's full of stuck up posh twats but its far from that. Run by a nonce called steven who rides his bike to school like he's Lewis fucking Hamilton.
'Oh, you're from Friends' School Lisburn? Fuck off you posh cunt!'
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Friends with Emotional Benefits 

Friends with emotional benefits or FWEB (pronouned "feb") is a relationship between two people similar to the more common friends with benefits arrangement, except without the physicality. Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc... Hallmarks of such a relationship are two people who talks about sex, but never have sex. One person in the relationship is typically sprung. The other person is typically "looking," "still young," or "not sure." They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.
An ex-couple which stay close, uncomfortably close, friends. Typically, sprung guys/girls have a Friends with Emotional Benefits relationship. You guys are such fwebs. Quit being fwebs and just get back together.

Friends with masturbation benefits 

A friend (usually female) on Facebook added solely for the purpose of masturbation.
After running out of suitable material, I resorted to looking at the pictures of my Friends with masturbation benefits on Facebook.

friends with benefits 

Two friends who have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved. Typically two good friends who have casual sex without a monogomous relationship or any kind of commitment

friends don't let friends 

A phrase that means "If you care enough about a friend's well-being, you won't let them do something stupid like..." The phrase is frequently used, sometimes jokingly, in the form of a public service announcement.
Friends don't let friends get dial-up internet.

Friends with boobefits 

when 2 people are friends with benefits but only do boob stuff; strictly above the waist
"Did you sleep with her?"
"Nah we're just friends with boobefits"

Friends with options 

Those that are in a mutual and often platonic friendship where sex might be incorporated but is not based on the necessity or expectation of sex. A situation in where sex occurs because of a friendship, not a relationship that occurs because of sex. Not to be confused with Friends with Benefits, or screw buddies.
Friends with options could be two people who might have known each other years and while they care about each other, have no romantic feelings for each other. While there might be a mutual physical attraction, the sex is based on a certain level of trust and friendship. Marital or relationship status is not a concern, because the sex is often recreational more so than emotional. Even if it occurred only once, the friendship would remain intact (unless it was bad), but there is an understanding that it could happen again without expectation.